The Queen's Meme : The Culinary Meme (What is the Meaning of Thyme and other Deep Questions)

The Queen's Meme is hosted by Mimi over at The Queen's Meme on Tuesdays. Hurry up and join the royal court before you land yourself in The Dungeon!

This Week's Theme :

The Culinary Meme

1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?

I'd probably cook something! I don't know what though, because I've never used Thyme before :)

2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?

Personally, I think they are having a nervous breakdown..because well, they're about to be eaten!

3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?

It added a lot of extra poundage to my thighs! It deserves it I tell you.

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?

Eww! I never thought of it that way. Those naughty spoons. Well, I guess spoons need love too. I don't have wooden spoons though, but I 'wood' suppose they'd get splinters, but who cares when your already wood?

5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.Why did you close them?

It's cold out and duh, can't have everything getting cold on me!

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish?

Well I usually go for a recipe, but there has been special occasions where I've just gone with it and created my own dishes. Usually things turn out pretty good, but I've had some times where I wish I could hide my face in shame because of the turn-out. If I had to make your above dish, I'd probably call it...A Battle on my Rump

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.What did they say to get in hot water?

They said that my dish was wonderful, but if they had to wear it again they would make me tomorrow's dinner :( Naughty dishes!

8. Is your pot black?

Yep! Although, I do have some friends that say their's is green...hmm...are we talking about the same thing here?

9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?

Well, I'd have to say vanilla. It tastes gross by itself, but it can really make a sweet dish. Plus, the scent can make my man jump me faster than I can whisk up a bowl of pudding...

10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?

Well, my crock pot is in the closet, and hasn't seen the light of day for some time. I think that it should be put in the dungeon..

The Queen's Meme : The Mission Impossible Meme

The Queen's Meme is hosted by Mimi over at The Queen's Meme on Tuesdays. Hurry up and join the royal court before you land yourself in The Dungeon!

This Week's Theme :

The Mission Impossible Meme

Lift Off

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

Well duh! My computer, how else am I supposed to blog about my adventures in space? TURN AROUND!

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board?

"Our class guest today will be : Mr. Paddle!
Volunteers to meet Mr. Paddle-"

And then I would proceed to write down all the names of the students acting up.

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?How would you handle it?

Of course I continue to read it, why wouldn't I? Then I'd create my own blog...haha..and dedicate it to them, but see...I'd let them know about it.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Same thing I spend it on all the time...a drink at work. I've found I'm always on my last dollar :(

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

I could be horribly rude and serve fried chicken and watermelon with koolaide as a drink...but no, I'm not that mean. Plus, I doubt they'd take it as a joke.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

Laugh my ass off! He would never fit into them, so it would probably look like he tried to shove 100 lbs of potatos in a 10 lb sack.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

Ugh! Only 1 choice? Grr. Cause if I could choose more than 1 of course I'd take 1 & 2...but since not, then I will choose #2. I'll deal with my sexual vigor dissapearing, lol.

I hope I've managed to stay out of the dungeon this week...there are quite a lot of people down there already!

Oh yeah, and here you can read our Royal Commandments from last week's meme!

The Queen's Meme : Blog Outside The Box

The Queen's Meme is hosted by Mimi over at The Queen's Meme on Tuesdays. Hurry up and join the royal court before you land yourself in The Dungeon!

This Week's Theme :

Blog Outside The Box

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)

I didn't think I'd be caught, honest! I was just hungry, and there was all that wonderful foods on the table! I snuck into the royal dining room and just grabbed me a turkey leg, help me!

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?

Falling Off The Shelf : The Tilted Ramblings of a Bookaholic

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

'Oh mah gosh Michael! I just have to know, are Elvis and Tupac there?! --Hold on! Let me record this...the world has to know!'

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?

They unfortunetly saw my next future bathroom visit, as I was just climbing into the shower and the vast whiteness of my rear end was frightful!

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.

Oops! I guess I'm reading too many steamy novels! Sorry mom :(

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

All Walmart associates will recieve a weekly bonus, no taxes will be taken out of it, and life working at Walmart will no longer be like working in the dungeons!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.

I thoughts I saw one of them werewolf boys sneakin in the through the kitchen the other day! I followed him, but just as he was goin into servant Betty Loo's room he caught me! Oh, I was so scared, till I realized it was just the King himself and he told me to get, he was just gettin hims a midnight snack! Oh what a relief.

I'm glad I stayed out of The Dungeon! Oh I hear there's rats down there...